IMBA Monster Fish!

Big nasty fish!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

IMBA Parenting Fail!

Salam and Hi,

Tomorrow is Mother’s Day.

 So lets celebrate Failed Parenting to remind us how grateful we should be because we have a caring, lovely and NON-IDIOT parents. Cheers lad..

What Crazy parent can do to kill us..lols

Please don't try this at home. 

The following acts are performed by complete idiots. lol!

 

Teaching Them To Be terrorist…okay…

  

Ask us to jump and die…

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Better! Offer cigarette so we die slowly..

Or, ensure us Hell by promoting Satan. 

   

I guess not. They love us.haha

  

And let us kill them with beer instead…

   

And again ask us to share cigarette among siblings…

 

Or putting us on this high voltage transformer..death for all…

 

Perhaps a planned accident…. let us on the road…

 

and make us an alcoholic can kill us too…

 

Or just shoot us! easy

Or choke us with a plastic bag in public.. 

   

Maybe they dont want to kill, just caged us…

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Or putting us on the side of the road..we will be a flat banana pie when they turn around from the car

Or make us love Hitler…haha. surely we will rot in the government’s jail..  

  

or just bagged us and throw somewhere…

Or let the lion do the dirty job…wosh!

   

Perhaps another use…a trolley ? 

 

Food??? Dad please…..

    

 Or assume we are their dog and walk us like this…

Or make a ‘cake’ out of us….

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Or some ‘my child’ BBQ with ‘my child’s blood’ sauce…

I guess they won’t kill their children, they wanted to show us off to the world

    

By doing this! ( letting us to touch the water, how cute)

   

   

Or use their acrobatic skills to swing us around like a superman..show off ..haha

 

boasting to the crowd that we can deal with the ferocious raccoon….hopefully the raccoon is not hungry…

   

Nonetheless, this parent didnt fail to bring the whole family together however small the transport might be…..

but we have something to say too….

Renung-renungkan dan slamat beramal! 

lol!

IMBA - cat

Today's post is a little bit "animal planet".

it's about one of the cat's relatives...

The leopard!

waaaahhh, so scarry

here are it's deadly weapons:

razor sharp fang! hohoho scary... 

It can run as fast as wind. meow!! 

 It can reach a top speed of 68km/h. 

That's quite impressive...

It has a powerful neck which can can be used to drag the prey up high on the tree. 

waaaa imba!

sleeping on a tree? 

no problem...

crocodile? lol pawned!

baby elephant?... 

dead!

piglet? 

lol no sweat!

but...

what about wild boar?

lol. the wild boar is owning! 

wow, baby pon terkesima...

epic fight - bristleback vs bloodseeker. lols

the leopard was badly injured. 

The moral of the story:

dont mess with wild boars. 

hehehehe 

:)