IMBA CAT PROBLEM + SOLUTION

Lately kat house kitorang..

Ade sekor kucing nie semakin menjadi2 bg 'souvenir' free dlm sinki tandas..

Macam haram perangai..nk gosok gigi or cuci muka pon tak selesa..

Kalo berak mcm dlm gambar kat bawah nie takpe la jugak..

Berhemah la sikit kan..

Tapi nie dia punya 'souvenir' berterabur dlm sinki macam gambar kt bawah nie..

Harammmm...

Tension siot..

Barua nye kucing...

Setelah berbincang secara mendalam..

Kitorang telah pun bersetuju utk me-nyetel-kan masalah nie once and for all..

We plan to DEACTIVATE the F%@#&!! cat...

Pastu letak dia dlm store, kurung dia kat dlm tu smpai berkulat..

Tgk video kt bwh nie for our ultimate guide to 'deactivate' a cat..

Take that you %#&@%! cat!

IMBA cat deactivation method!!

source: youtube

IMBA News of The Day - Source of Epicenter

Salam n hi ppl,

Yesterday, Two quakes hit Sumatra, tremors were felt in Selangor, Malacca, Perak, NS, Putrajaya, and Kuala Lumpur. The quakes were caused by 5.6 and 5.3 ritcher scale earthquakes in Northern Sumatra, Indonesia. 

We have received an information that 

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ImbA FUNGUS

Cukup la ber-trolling sejak kebelakangan nie..

ketagih troll.... ak akan cube kawal troll dlm diri ak... drpd kluar mengganas....

takut ak, skali kene saman plak kang...

anyway..

latest post nie psl kewujudan satu spesies makhluk yg bley "mind-control"

look into my eyes.... looooook intooo my eyes.... eh... tgk la cpat pompuan... ketuk kepala ko kang...

ImbA tak... mind-control beb.. mcm citer hollywood...

sbenarnye, yg mind control nie adelah sekor fungus... dan makhluk yg dia bley control adalah...... semut.. lihat gambar di bawah...

haaa... nmpak fungus yg kluar kat kepala dia tu... tu la mind-controller tu...

Ophiocordyceps camponoti-balzani,nie nama fungus nie... fungus ni akan infect semut yg dia suke... pastu dia akan take over otak si semut nie.. 

lepas da mind-control, dia akan arahkan semut ni pegi ke tempat yg sesuai utk fungus ni membiak/membesar.. bila semut ni da bawak dia ke tempat tersebut...

ape lagi... dia akan membesar dan makan otak semut tu... meaning.. semut tu stret mampus.... kejam2....

lebey kurg camni la... kepala semut tu nnt... pecah from inside... OMG.. kejam tu... ahli nurakka je kene seksa cam2....

mengikut post kat national geographic nie, banyak lg spesies fungus camnie... as long as dia tak mind-control manusia... ak tak kisah la wei...

LoL 

Pictures taken from:(according to arrangement of viewing)

http://ross.blogcatalog.com/blogs/the-black-dragon-blog

http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-scientific-breakthroughs-in-real-life-mind-control/

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/03/pictures/110303-zombie-ants-fungus-new-species-fungi-bugs-science-brazil/

http://asia.gamespot.com/users/Oozyrat/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=m-100-25876343

For more info:  check out this page.....

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/03/pictures/110303-zombie-ants-fungus-new-species-fungi-bugs-science-brazil/