Friday, May 13, 2011

ImbA ASSHOLE ACID SPLASHER

korg mesti pelik asal tajuk dia ImbA...

dia ni ImbA ke... 

jawapan: dia ni bkan ImbA sbb ape yg dia buat.. dia ni ImbA sbb ak tak pernah jumpe manusia se-barua nie.. ImbA barua la kirenyer...



ni la fucker yg dok splash acid-acid kat org nie... this son of a b*tch yg got no f*cken life ni mmg da attack hampir 21 org...

so please, readers of blogimba... if u see this maderfaker around.... tlg la bunuh dia... tak pun... korg bantai dia ckup2

londehkan sluar dia smpai tinggal spender je... pastu pukul dia ramai2....

pastu korg check bag dia, mesti ade acid dia bawak.. ape lg.. curah la kat muke dia...

biar jadi camni..


utk si acid splasher nie... ak dedicate lagu.. Naratu kat kau... dengar la barua wei... 



ak harap rakyat malaysia akan belasah kau smpai kau pekak,bisu,buta,kudung dua kaki, cacat dua-dua tangan dan mati pucuk.... padan muka kau BITCH!!



ImbA Christiano Ronaldo

Ini mmg ImbA...

kpd korg yg suke sgt tgk bola, smpai nak duduk seat tepi field tu...

berjaga-jaga la wei...

oi kameramen... fokus gambar gua je tau... gambar blakang kasi blur... aa... nice2... ini mcm la...

tgk mamat ni, dia gi tahan bola rembatan christiano ronaldo ngan muke dia...

patah beb hidung... kesian2..


ak repot mak ak wei....


yg ImbA tu, at the end of the match,

christiano ronaldo dtg mintak maaf, ngan bg dia sehelai baju jersi dia... dan sempat bergambar lg...

sbb gua baru je hat-trick, gua kasi lu baju nie.... lorh.. tak yah la baju busuk nie... nah amik baju baru... bersih gitu...


so, a broken nose for a chance to meet personally the world football star... worth it ke?

kalo ak bley jumpe SNSD, patah kaki pun ak sggup.. christiano ronaldo ni tak pe la.. tak sanggup la ak patahkan hidung nie... 



LoL

Juventus, Benzema and Lass

Florentino Perez met Thursday in Madrid with the CEO of Juventus, Beppe Marotta. According to all the Italian media, the Juventus' target is to get the Benzema's signing or loan, the transfer of Lass and the assignment of Garay. They also asked about Arbeloa. According to Real Madrid, during lunch there was no talk of players. At the lunch also spoke the technical secretary of the Italian team, Fabio Paratici, whio featured reports on Chiellini, a tough and experienced international defender, 27 years old.

Florentino Perez

Juventus have made ​​a bad season. It is the seventh in the Italian League and is out of Europe. The gap with its historic rivals, AC Milan (Italian champion) and Inter has been getting bigger every season since "Moggigate", but other teams with less history than the Juventus, as Napoli, Udinese and Lazio have also passed them in recent years. This forces the Juve to recover the lost prestige in the field and in the courts. So the approach to Real Madrid and its players. The problem for the Turin team is that does not have much money.

However, the agent of Benzema, Karim Djaziri has played down the claims: "At the moment there is nothing and I think Benzema will stay at Real Madrid even next season because he is happy there. The rest is just talk", Djaziri told.

Then, there is the case of Lass. Sahin's arrival has unnerved Lass, which could leave Real Madrid this summer. The French midfielder met last Monday with his agent, John Williams, at the Mirasierra Suites hotel. The agent visited the white team to discuss the future of Lass at the request of the player. The midfielder fears that next season has still less prominence in the Mourinho's team. So he ordered his agent to talk to Real Madrid about his wishes to change at the end of this season.

Lass is a player with a good lineup in England and that is the destination that pleases him. In fact, last winter the midfielder already received an offer to return to the Premier, but Madrid closed its doors. Anyway, now Mourinho is not willing to keep him if he wants a change. The presence of Xabi and Khedira, the success of Pepe's presence in midfield and the arrival of Sahin, cause that Lass does not see a clear future in Madrid.

ImbA Maharaja Lawak

yabedabeduuuu...

akhirnya...

dia da tersingkir...

sape?

ni la orgnyer...



kesian dia... bkannyer kne vote ngan penonton... tp kne vote ngan member peserta2 sendiri...

dia buat lawak, entah ape la kat atas stage tu... kan silent comedy... time bley bercakap pun dia da ngarut, inikan lg tak bley berckp... paham2 je la...

kalo korg teringin nak endure 7:56 minutes of Amir for de las time...

sile la tonton vid kat bwh nie..



komen ahmad idham: nmpaknye penonton suke ngan persembahan amir, tp terus terang sy ckp, sy tak paham amende amir buat atas stage...

bengang amir dgr komen nate nie... trus dia mintak mamat khalid plak komen...

komen mamat khalid: mgkin sbb abg brilliant, abg bley paham lawak amir...

haizzzzz.. tp sayang, ending ttp dia kne buang... yeay2... kami di blogimba ingin mengatakan sesuatu kpd amir sempena penyingkiran dia...

AMIR



WE'RE SORRY!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHA!!!

LoL

Coming Soon to Earth: A Superpowerless World

Hegemony is quite an Anglo-Saxon obsession. You can certainly argue that this debate primarily rages in places that previously were (here in the UK) or have been (the US) ascribed such status. A few posts back, I discussed Barry Buzan's interesting pop culture take on American decline via the example of Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica. Actually, I only heard of this notion by attending his recent lecture "A World Without Superpowers: De-centered Globalism." Sadly as many of you probably know, Professor Buzan will be retiring soon. Yet, prior to that, he's unveiled quite a fascinating work charting the forthcoming plight of international society.

For Barry Buzan (alike many other observers), the hullabaloo over superpower status rests on both material capabilities and social standing. We all know how the Soviet Union fared with those come 1989. We also know how the United States has fared since the global financial crisis of 2008 that effectively saw the end of the Washington Consensus--or at least left it terminally damaged. Certainly, the American Dream so central to US identity has taken a major knock; so much so that most Americans no longer believe in it.

So what does the future hold? He argues that the arguments we commonly encounter are too simplistic. On one hand we have the scenario of America maintaining its status as the sole superpower. On the other hand, we have various scenarios of American decline combined with the rise of the rest resulting in conflictual situations. The problem, he says, is that these scenarios are too Amerocentric. Instead, he believes there is a third scenario in which we end up with a world without any superpower.

According to him, there is a secular trend that supports this notion: at the end of WWII the world arguably had three superpowers; during the Cold War there were two; after 1989 there was one. So, it is a natural progression for us to have no superpowers in the near future. Zip. Zilch. None. Nada.

Of course, I invite you to watch the YouTube clip or listen to the podcast to be clear on his differentiation between a superpower (of which there will be none) and a great power (of which there will be several in various regions) as well as his take on why China in its current form is neither able nor willing to be a superpower. Among other things, he believes that the onset of the industrial revolution coupled with certain technologies provided unique conditions for the emergence of superpowers. We certainly don't know whether the future hold another paradigm shift into a new mode of production that will enable the creation of another superpower. But, for me at least, his story is both positively plausible (it has a good chance of coming true) and normatively desirable (in that we won't have others trying to impose their way of life on us).

As a sneak preview, he comes up with five policy suggestions based on his latest work which point to a more heterogeneous world of de-centered globalism or the restoration of more geographically dispersed world power that is more in keeping with previous historical epochs:

  1. There is no need for the US to see off challengers to its superpower status since there are none. Besides, its status as the sole remaining superpower is socially indefensible and its material conditions unsustainable
  2. After the collapse of Communism and the fall of the Washington Consensus, countries should be more ideologically open. Humility can be reflected in tinkering with the workings of free-market capitalism and see if they succeed or fail in producing the good life.
  3. Great powers--a step below superpowers--should look at their regions in gaining legitimacy and stability in international society. That is, great powers should prioritize relations with each other less than those with their neighbours (this is the decentering).
  4. That said, all great powers need to understand the substrate of ideas and institutions they agree on so that different modes of capitalism can peacefully coexist. Moreover, doing so is conducive to handling collective actions problems via an interaction culture.
  5. The West, particularly the US, needs to acknowledge that they no longer own the future. While some satisfaction derives from shaping the world's political, economic and social form. Not all of this was all good or well done, therefore rest of the world should be allowed to adjust socioculturally to the Western legacy.

It sounds like music to my ears, clearly. Let us wish Barry Buzan all the best in whatever endeavour he undertakes, but I for one hope that he can more fully develop this notion of de-centered globalism before moving on!

Tottenham Hotspur fantasy kits

Full name: Tottenham Hotspur Football Club
City: London
League: Premier League
Stadium: White Hart Lane
Fouded: 1882
Shirt sponsor: Autonomy
Kit manufacturer: Puma

Yet another use of the previous template, with some minor changes. I thought it will suit well Tottenham Hotspur.

Milan and Chelsea will bid for Kaka

Kaka have one foot out of Real Madrid. Chelsea and Milan have already taken positions. The owner of the "Rossoneri", Silvio Berlusconi, has been the last to join the list with this invitation to the footballer: "Ricardo (Kaka) is an extraordinary man. If he decides to return to Milan, we are waiting with open arms" said to the Italian media yesterday.

Real Madrid player could leave the club last summer, but his knee surgery that kept him out of the pitch almost six months, ended his move to Chelsea. The player had already given the nod to Abramovich, shortly before joining the training camp in Los Angeles, but once he was diagnosed with the extent of his injury, everything was ruined.

Kaka played against Zaragoza at Bernabeu Stadium
Kaka, playing against Zaragoza

However, ten months later, Kaka's situation has not changed too much. Despite the return to the team, score goals and play more games, the reality is that there has not settled in Madrid. Regained fitness and forgotten lesions, is the player who has assimilated the best thing may be a change of scene and start a new era.

Kaka is the one who most believes in himself but sees that maybe Chelsea or Milan, where he was waited with open arms, may be the best option to go back to being what he was. The Brazilian has between the eyes the World Cup Brazil 2014, and is aware that has been left out of the Copa America. He knows that to get to be in this World Cup needs to play more games.

The other obstacle to the out of Kaka, until recently, was the Real Madrid, especially Florentino Perez, whose investment by the Brazilian was the third largest, only behind Cristiano and Zidane. But the club begins to consider making let go of the player if gets a good deal.

The transfer of Kaka could serve to lower any other important operation. In Madrid are aware that nobody is going to pay the 65 million that Brazilian cost, but he has been revalued and its sale could be now the most important of the Real Madrid in recent years.

In the case of Chelsea, Real, or rather Mourinho, could take Ancelotti's interest in the player to ask Drogba, especially if Adebayor does not continue. The Ivorian, despite his age, is a footballer of Portuguese coach's confidence, who will insist on the signing of another striker if he sees that the club finally decides to let go Adebayor.

The Chelsea is therefore the first choice for Kaka, but always subjected to the continuity of Carlo Ancelotti, the great supporter at Stamford Bridge. The sentence of the player's mother in social networks just two days ago "Next year we will be in London" has strengthened this possibility about his future.

Kaka has also been relegated to the bench this season. However, he showed signs of recovery since he returned from his latest injury, to the extent that Mou wanted to give the great opportunity he expected. An important match and a scenario like the Nou Camp, but the meeting sounded a farewell after a gray game and be replaced by Özil.

Real Madrid vs Bayern München: Heart Classic Match 2011

On Sunday June 5 at 7:30 pm, Santiago Bernabeu Stadium will host the second edition of the solidarity football match "Heart Classic Match 2011. All for Africa". This time, the meeting was held between the relevant players in the recent history of Real Madrid and Bayern München; Zidane, Figo, Suker, Mijatovic, Morientes, Helguera, Butragueño, Fernando Redondo, Rummenigge, Breitner, Makaay, Brehme, Augenthaler, Sagnol... who will be joined by many more stars of these two great teams in football history.

Update: Real Madrid 8 - Bayern 3

Heart Classic Match 2011. All for Africa
Heart Classic Match 2011

The club is heavily involved in solidarity activities in Africa, so Real Madrid will finish the season in Angola, with the celebration of a friendly match to be played the 25th day of this month, against the national selection of this country, which is ranked 108th in the FIFA ranking. It is the twenty-fifth time that the white team plays on African soil. The last trip was to Cairo, where Zidane made ​​his debut as Real Madrid's new signing.

Real Madrid will play in three months on three continents, complying with its philosophy of universal club. To the African match of Angola must be added the concentration in the United States from July 10, and the tour of China in early August. The pre-season of the team will also include games in Europe. An emissary of the white club will travel to Luanda next week to set the details of the meeting.

Florentino Perez: "The Spanish Cup was an obsession"

The Real Madrid celebrated yesterday the Spanish Cup title with the public institutions of the city and the region. During the celebrations, the president and several players spoke about the season and thanked the support of the fans.

Real Madrid during official reception at City Hall

Real Madrid needed feel champion again. The "Copa del Rey" has returned the "big club" sensations. Florentino Perez, the president, acknowledged at the official reception at City Hall what has cost to get this title. Therefore has a special flavor: "Spanish Cup was an obsession. Now we want to achieve more", he said.

Cup trophy was one of which have refused more in his mandates: "We've been champions after chasing it many years, but I hope it was only the beginning of a winning streak. We can continue dreaming of Real Madrid bigger", he commented.

Florentino Perez, wanted to thank all madrid fans who gathered in the official reception at City Hall: "But success is shared. The credit goes together staff, coaches and fans. The city support has been crucial for the Real Madrid. It was a triumph for the city. Thanks for the support".

"This team belongs to hundreds of millions of fans around the world. For Real Madrid there are no borders, wherever we are, we have a responsibility to unite our name to this community that gives us so much affection. This is the Spanish Cup of all fans", he finished.

Iker Casillas was equally grateful, the captain said: "Thanks for your support. This means that we want to come here with more titles". The message overflowed optimism: "With this team sure we can hold more titles" he said. After that, Sergio Ramos spoke to the fans as second captain: "Thank you all for being here with us. Relax, the Cup is secure and does not fall", he joked. "We were eager to get this trophy. We hope to return to celebrate it. Thank you".

Nuri Sahin: "Playing for Real Madrid is the greatest"


Sahin is new Real Madrid player
Nuri Sahin: New Real Madrid player

Turkish midfielder Nuri Sahin, signing of Real Madrid for next season, says that playingin the white team is the greatest thing that can reach a football player: "Real Madrid is the greatest thing you can achieve as a player. It is a myth. Everybody wants to go there but not everyone can play there" Sahin says in an article published today in the magazine 'Kicker' that is part of a series where the player resumes the season in which Borussia Dortmund has won the League title.

Sahin says that did not address Real Madrid's offer until the title was secured and accepts that the decision was not easy for him by all what Borussia Dortmund means in his life: "I do not want to be disrespectful, but there are not many clubs that would have been tempted me. Borussia means too much for me", Sahin says. The offer of Madrid, however, led him to think because of what the white team represents and, after talking to JoseMourinho, took the decision to move to Real Madrid.

Sahin also defends the current style of Real Madrid and says he does not understand the criticism that the team is receiving: "The past weekend, I watched the 6-2 against Sevilla on television, was a very attractive football. Real Madrid scores a lot of goals, and in fact there is nothing more attractive than the goal", comments Sahin.

Sahin acknowledges that, due to the presence of Xabi Alonso, Sami Khedira and Lass Diarra, will be hard to play on the team and there will be a hard fight for the starter place, but adds he hopes to win the "job": "In other top European clubs, the competition has not been less harsh. Besides, I'm going to Spain full of confidence. I think I have the potential to play as starter in Madrid. I will try to earn a spot on the team, although in Real Madrid wait me the hardest fight of the world".