IMBA PAJERO

A Malay guy went to Spain with his friends for an outdoor adventure trip. The moment they arrived in Spain, they immediately went to the car rental agency to rent a car. Since they are going for an outdoor adventure, they decided to rent a 4x4 car.

Amat: "Weyh, korang nk sewa kereta ape nie? Ak dgr kereta Trooper, Cherokee & Land Cruiser mahal.."

Abu: "A'a betol dowh..kalau nk sewa kereta2 tu kne ikat perut 3 hari 3 malam la nampak nye.." 

Pian: "Pajero ah jom! Classic sket..lgpon cm murah je.."

They decided to rent a Mitsubishi Pajero to save cost. As the three friends arrived at the car rental agency, they went into the office. Amat walked confidently to the counter and told the receptionist that they wanted to rent a Pajero.

Amat: "Hi miss. My friends and I would like to have a Pajero. A fast and powerful one!" 

Abu: "Not too young and not too old!"

Pian: "Yeah! And hot & sexy too! We want a beauty!"  

Amat: "And the one that can satisfy our lust for the outdoor adventure!"

The receptionist got off her chair and SLAPS all three of them in one swing of her hand.

IMBA.

Receptionist: "EXCUSE ME??!! DOES THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE A PROSTITUTION CENTER TO YOU??!!"

"Itulah penting nyerrr general knowledge educationnnnnnnnn...."